Random things that make me angry.

Oh, there are so so so many things that really irrationally anger me.

Today? It's vegans. No, I don't have a problem with people who choose to not eat meat for health reasons. I also have no problem with those people that choose to avoid animal products for cruelty reasons. I commend that. My real problem is those people that try to make me feel badly for MY choices.

So to you vegans-that-judge-me-outwardly-for-loving-the-crap-out-of-some-cheese...suck it.

Additionally, guy that lets the door slam in my FACE nearly every morning and then intentionally butts in front of me to get on the elevator before me? I hate you. I can't even see you in the building without a sneer over-taking my usually pleasant and kind face. LEARN SOME MANNERS. I can see you are married. Perhaps your wife is failing you by not reminding you that it is not polite to let the door slam shut in someone's face. I AM SORRY. But you irritate me by your very existence. Also, I call you "Mean Larry." Cuz you kind of look like Larry, but you are WAY MEANER.

Happy Monday, everyone. Clearly my week is off to a great start.