Please read the following conversation had between two people.
Setting: Elevator in an office building going down.
Person 1 (A hilariously silly girl who likes to tell stories, we will nickname her FA): "So, when do you leave for your trip?"
Person 2 (a NON-hilarious girl that causes constant stress in the life of FA, we will nickname her "Awful Girl," or just "AG" for short): "Oh, we leave at 5 today. We're supposed to leave for the airport at 2:00 p.m. today."
FA: "Well, have fun and be safe."
AG: "Don't worry, we will be. Me and my fiance will protect each other."
AWKWARD SILENCE ENSUES.
AG: "We have a code word."
Elevator door opens and FA and AG exit.
FA: "What's a code word?"
AG: "Oh, it's a word we use in an uncomfortable situation so that we know to remove ourselves from the situation."
MORE AWKWARD SILENCE ENSUES.
FA and AG walk out of the elevator banks in the same direction.
FA: "Well, I have to know, what is your 'code word?'"
AG: "It's 'wolf.' It's a family thing for him."
YET MORE AWKWARD SILENCE.
FA: "Well, don't be afraid to use it. Have a good trip."
My heart is broken.
6 months ago