One of the best reasons to go to Lollapalooza (aside from the plethora of live music, obviously) is the abundance of jerks in their "concert finest." My theory is that people follow the gossip rags, pay attention to what people like Lindsay Lohan wear to Coachella and then attempt to replicate it at Lollapalooza. The result? People-watching magic. Just so you're hip to the outdoor concert scene for 2011, I have compiled a visual list of the most popular trends.
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| Fanny packs were the serious rage. |
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| Couples who wear Toms together, stay together??? |
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| Like "Green Man," but "Half-Purple, Half-Yellow Man" doesn't have quite the same ring, does it? |
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| Awww, yeah. mom jean shorts. |
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| Not sure what their outfit scheme was, but it definitely seemed coordinated in a horrific way. |
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| This was another Toms couple. |
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| Mom jean shorts AND a fanny pack...Mom? Is that YOU??? |
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| Toms and man-pris. Why not? It's concert season, live a little. |
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| Toms hidden behind a tree. |
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| Sleepy Toms AND Mom jean shorts? Lolla fashion all rolled up into one tight little photo. |
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| Red Toms! |
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| I suspect he iss a never-nude. Tobias??? CONGRATS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT! |
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| She just didn't care anymore. She was really tired. |
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| You can barely see these Toms. They blend in with his feet nicely...ya know, for those going for the "I'm wearing Toms, but it looks as though I am barefoot" look. |
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| Sinking Toms....GOOOOOODBYEEEEEEEE!!!! |
All in all, the music was great, the fashion was heinous, and the people-watching topped it all. Lollapalooza 2011 was a real success in my book.
DYING at all the mom jorts! Hysterical.
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