Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A new admirer???

I was standing on the street corner, waiting for the light to change, hearing a man leaned up against the building rant about something. No sooner had I turned my head to roll my eyes at my coworker when that man was standing right next to me.

Him: "I loooooove white women. Can I getta hug?"

Me: "NO. I don't hug strangers."

Him: "But I looooove white women and girrrrl, you look good."

Me: Um, thanks?

Him: "Come on, girl, gimme a hug? What's wrong with me?"

Me: "Don't take it personally, I just don't hug strangers."

I walked away from him as he shouted to my backside, "I LOOOOOOVE YOU. YOU LOOK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUU. I loooooove white women."

I was with three coworkers who witnessed this happening. But yeah. I walked off thinking, "Did that really just happen?"


  1. Cue Flavor Flav voice: "Woooooooooowwwwwwwwwww"

  2. You've had quite the spectrum of male encounters this week? Sad man yesterday. Horny man today.

    You look guuuuuuuud!

  3. I don't get why you didn't hug the guy. You looooked goooood!