I was standing on the street corner, waiting for the light to change, hearing a man leaned up against the building rant about something. No sooner had I turned my head to roll my eyes at my coworker when that man was standing right next to me.
Him: "I loooooove white women. Can I getta hug?"
Me: "NO. I don't hug strangers."
Him: "But I looooove white women and girrrrl, you look good."
Me: Um, thanks?
Him: "Come on, girl, gimme a hug? What's wrong with me?"
Me: "Don't take it personally, I just don't hug strangers."
I walked away from him as he shouted to my backside, "I LOOOOOOVE YOU. YOU LOOK GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUU. I loooooove white women."
I was with three coworkers who witnessed this happening. But yeah. I walked off thinking, "Did that really just happen?"
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
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Cue Flavor Flav voice: "Woooooooooowwwwwwwwwww"
ReplyDeleteYou've had quite the spectrum of male encounters this week? Sad man yesterday. Horny man today.
ReplyDeleteYou look guuuuuuuud!
I don't get why you didn't hug the guy. You looooked goooood!
ReplyDeleteGet it, guuuuuuurl.
ReplyDeleteEff that noise.
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