Monday, March 12, 2012

Shamrock Shake.

Next year, when everyone and their mothers are going crazy about the return of the Shamrock Shake at McDonald's, please remind me of the following facts:

1. A SMALL (12 ounces) has 540 calories.

2. It doesn't taste as good as we all pretend it does. Let's be honest, if I'm drinking something cold and minty, I'm gonna hope there's some creme de menthe in it, you know what I'm saying, Grasshopper?

3. The feeling in my gut after drinking approximately 75% of one small shake is not pleasant.


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