Monday, April 2, 2012

My own "Hey Girl."

Hey girl.

I know you just HAD to go visit your friend at her bar last night. I know it would have been SILLY to not drink the free drinks she was pouring down your throat. I UNDERSTAND that you have to be at work at 9:00 a.m. I do too.


Do you have to have a loud conversation with your last night booze breath on my ear?

Do you have to CHOMP THE SHIT out of your gum IN my ear?

Do you have to plot how you can clock in retroactively while I am standing a mere 4 centimeters from you?

No. No you do not.

Hey girl. Next time be a little bit more courteous of your fellow blue line passengers.


* Not to be confused with Ryan Gosling and his cute pictures and sometimes-clever sayings.

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